Have You Ever Heard a Pin Drop?
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During a break
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard
the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to
Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?"
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:
"Our carriers have
three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people. They are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
facilities. They have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
people 3 meals a day. They can produce several thousand gallons of fresh
water from sea water each day and they carry half a dozen helicopters for
use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.
We have eleven such ships, how many does France have?
At a
cocktail reception he found himself standing with a large group of Officers
that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting
a way in English as they sipped their drinks, a French Admiral suddenly complained that "Whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn
only English." He then asked "Why is it that we always have to speak
English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"
Without
hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe its because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans
arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."
Robert Whiting an elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At
French Customs he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry
on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the French
Customs Officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
the French Customs Officer stated.
The American
said, "The last time I was here I didn't have to show it."
"That's impossible Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"
the French Customs Officer said in contempt.
The
American senior gave the Frenchman along hard look, then he quietly
explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country you call France, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to!" What Is A Veteran? |
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