- I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
- Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of
beer, a few joints and….. have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
- I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
- God.. if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
- I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.
- You're so sexy when you're hung-over.
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
- Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
- I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
- I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time
to ride on Saturday.
- Honey.. our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just
wear only my chaps.
- No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.
- Your mother did a great job raising you.
- Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy
yourself new stuff for your Harley.
- I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's
sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
- Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new
strip joint!
- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire
and ride cross country with your biker buddies.
- You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.
- That was a great fart! Do another one!
- I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for
ya...!!!!!!
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